is a bipedal ape residing in Pittsburgh, PA. He is equal parts Eazy-E, Richard Wagner, and Heraclitus. He is constantly anthropomorphizing objects and pets but he assures you that they like it when he does that. He's not afraid of death but he is afraid of moths. He doesn't want to be famous. He would rather be rich, but if circumstances demand that he be famous as well then he believes he will have no problem rising to the challenge. He sometimes dines on bread on bread sandwiches with nothing in between. He has a very warm, friendly demeanor which he attributes to diet and exercise. That is, he avoids both of these things. Jeremy Groghan eats all the ice cream he wants. He does impressions. He can be Lil Jon. He can be Charlton Heston. And his Osama bin Laden impression is quite literally to die for.
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Jeremy, post more!!! I need more Groghin!!!
Dude, are you around anymore? I loved what you wrote about Ice Cubes song Cave Bitch on the Couches on Fire blog!
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